Ducks

Sometimes when people are single in their thirties, it becomes problematic because there's no one to check their weird impulses.

When you're in a relationship, conversations go like this:
        "Let's get a duck!"
        "Hmm...  Let's not.  We don't have a pond.   And, that seems like a lot of work.  They're messy."

When you're single, conversations go like this:
         "I'm going to get a duck!  No, I'm going to get two ducks!  Three seems like a good number.  No, FOUR ducks!"

So, anyway, Dizzy Hot Nurse now has four ducklings.  This will probably help her remain being single so she can continue making bad decisions.

Two days old and EATING FROM HER HAND: